Just because…

  • you’d rather wear pajamas to work doesn’t mean you’re lazy
  • you’re a government employee doesn’t mean you don’t have tattoos
  • you have tattoos doesn’t mean you don’t dream of being a Disney animator or that you can’t be an archaeologist, life coach, or business owner
  • you have fangs and cat eyes doesn’t mean you don’t love kids
  • you’re a treehugger who wears only natural fabrics or a freak who has rainbow hair doesn’t mean you can’t be in IT
  • you’re psychic doesn’t mean you can’t wear business suits
  • you’re a woman doesn’t mean you can’t wear cufflinks, ties, kilts, or get your shoes shined
  • you’re a straight male doesn’t mean you can’t wear pink, eyeliner, or dresses
  • you’re gay or black doesn’t mean you can’t wear Republican pins and clothing with elephant designs
  • you don’t seem to need fashion freedom doesn’t mean you don’t support it

“When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and when you make male and female into a single one, so the male will not be male and the female will not be female… then you will enter the Kingdom” (The Gospel of Thomas 22)

Request for Resumes




Suit and tie

Suit and tie

Is a suit and tie not you? Seeking future staff:

  • Ability to apply good judgment based on hard facts and able to ask the right questions to make a discerning decision is a must!
  • Background and familiarity in advertising, marketing, public relations, and photography is preferred.
  • Experience with startup or small businesses is preferred.
  • Proximity to the nation’s capitol or access to Skype is preferred.
  • Independent consultant seeking a permanent position is preferred.
  • Experience with making money (social media marketing) and keeping track of money (tax accounting) is a must!
  • The desire to change the world is a must!
  • Experience with business law, geography, or a bar is a plus.
  • The daily routine will consist of maintaining a web presence and collecting photographs of people using a model release form if using an unpaid volunteer, and inanimate objects for the purpose of marketing. The social media expert may, on occasion, serve as a speechwriter or spokesperson for the business owner when asked as well as a variety of ad hoc tasks.
  • Salary will increase with the profit of the business.

Benefits are as follows:

  • Flexible hours
  • Teleworking option
  • Emphasis on employee health
  • Other benefits that will be revealed after acceptance of job offer

There will be no background checks, but there will be a credit check. You will need to prove your integrity and trustworthiness during the interview process. If chosen after the interview, you will receive a non-disclosure agreement, access to the business plan, and a place on the Board of Directors. If not chosen, then your résumé will stay on file.

Submit resumes after December 25, 2012.

*When the company exceeds industry giants in profit, all employees get a $500 bonus!